(... minus the whole urge to take insider tips, of course, and land myself in prison.)
When Martha does a project, I imagine it goes something like this:
Martha: First you take your glue gun, add some glitter and *voila* your masterpiece is done.
When I do a project, it goes more like this:
Me: What the ...? Ow! Stupid glue gun! No! NO! NO! Don't fall. DON'T FALL! Oh forget it ...